Tmr's the last paper! And it's Physics. A subject I'm not so good at. Ok actually it's kinda easy to grasp concepts and understand them, if more time is given. And time is what we're seeming to lack most of the time. Confused? Haha..me too. I'm just rambling on and on..must be exam high that just removes the sensible part of one's brain due to too much studying and regurgitating. My thinking actually slowed?! That's why too much studying is bad for one. Ok that's just Ellyn's hypothesis, not proven yet.
Anyway, just came online to distract myself. I'm not really prepared for Physics, but that's just myself to blame for not managing my time properly during the hols. And see what I found! It's actually a joke about speaking without first thinking and it's really hilarious! I just took some parts of it though. (A great way to exercise your abs!):
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
and asked loudly,
'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
he knew better.
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with mens' balls.
My sister and I were at the mall and
passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day,
my sister has never let me forget.
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
The puffer fish's just for laughs, to fit this post. Ah..it's feels good to laugh so much once in a while. Hope you all had a great laugh reading this. Time for me to sleep! Sayo!
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