Hola! I was printing out some things for chem and checking my mail. Couldn't help but had to post this..I'm not racist though haha. This is hilarious!
****** MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer : 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'
****** MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview, 'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O-X.'
****** MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?' That's why.'
Wife : ?????????
****** MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village, and Muthu said, 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
****** MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach.
First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!' The cockroach walked. Then he cut off its second leg and commanded the same thing. The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. The cockroached continued walking. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it 'walk!' But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut off a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
****** MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'
****** MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard 'WASH BASIN'.
****** MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple. I will just stop my imagination.'
If life gives you lemons, make lemonades--And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years---Do not take life too seriously;you will never get out of it alive--To love and win is the best thing.To love and lose, the next best--Variety is the spice of life--Life doesn't require that we be the best, only that we try our best--Life's problems wouldn't be called "hurdles" if there wasn't a way to get over them--Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.
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- Actually, there're just too many things that I wish for, so I'm just gona be happy with wad I have now =)
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